Monday, March 06, 2006
Meetings about Meetings?
For particularly crucial meetings, Intel has a special team of six full-time facilitators who guide participants through intensive sessions in a 5,000-square-foot building in Oregon.—Wall Street Journal
So this is what it’s come to at one of America’s great companies: meetings to get ready for meetings?
The facilitators can tap a database of techniques ranging from good icebreakers, to how to evaluate competitive threats.
“Good icebreakers?” What—like, “Business is so bad at Intel…”?
I mean no disrespect here: I’m writing these words on a computer powered by a microprocessor made by Intel (at least I think it’s Intel—although given the recent market share losses to AMD, who knows), and my life has benefited immensely from the computer revolution.
But a 5,000 square-foot building to get ready for meetings?
And they can draw on an armory of tailor-made equipment, including hand-held voting pads for quick, anonymous polling of the meeting members, rolling 6-foot-by-6-foot white boards that can double as space dividers and a 42-foot-long white board.
I admit, I’m not a big Meeting Guy—maybe because the smartest guy I ever worked for had his staff meetings right in his office, at his desk.
And since he worked at a specially-made stand-up desk, we all stood while we talked. No coffee, no doughnuts, no icebreakers or 42-foot white boards or hand-held voting pads. We talked about whatever we had to talk about and then left.
Of course, we weren't running a huge multinational manufacturing enterprise. Still, after reading today's Journal, it makes me wonder: I always thought the guy who started Dilbert worked at the phone company, not Intel…
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