Saturday, October 14, 2006

Visualize the World’s Largest Virtual Parking Lot


Yahoo Feels Breath on Neck
It’s Still the No.1 Portal, But Rivals Are Closing In

—New York Times?

So said last week’s New York Times? in a fascinating look behind the curtain at the formerly hot internet property whose official name is “Yahoo!” but which the Times? has unilaterally changed to “Yahoo,” without the exclamation point.

Perhaps this insouciant act by the editors of the Times? is a sign of Yahoo!’s declining importance. Or perhaps it reflects the massive cost-cuts rippling through the ranks of “Old Media” properties—no more fact-checkers, for example. Or perhaps it is simply because the fact-checkers at the Times? are over the age of fifty and thus do not know the correct spelling of the internet’s “No. 1 Portal.”

Whatever the reason, I’m going to use the actual name of the firm in question, which is “Yahoo!,” not “Yahoo.”

And I’m going to call the newspaper whose article triggered this piece the “New York Times?” instead of the “New York Times.” After all, if the editors of the world’s most self-important newspaper can be indifferent to getting the name of a major corporation right, why should they mind if I don’t bother?

In any event, the Times? article got right to the heart of the matter in the second paragraph, summarizing what appear to be Yahoo!’s major strengths:

Yahoo would seem to have a strong hand. It is the world’s most popular Web site, with more than 400 million monthly users…. It has top Web properties in areas like e-mail and music. And its management team, led by Terry S. Semel, a former Hollywood executive, is well regarded for its skill and financial rigor.

And, on the surface, all those points are more or less correct.

Mr. Semel certainly did a terrific job steering the company out of the Internet Bubble collapse, turning Yahoo! into a profitable and important franchise. And while Yahoo! does have widely used email and music platforms, I don’t know anybody with a “yahoo.com” email address. Nevertheless, 400 million monthly users is indeed a heck of a lot of “users.”

So why is Yahoo! flailing around?


Why, as I write this, is the online Wall Street Journal reporting that the world’s “No. 1 Portal” is having trouble closing a deal to buy Facebook—the only decent social networking site available, now that YouTube is owned by Google and MySpace is safely ensconced within the corporate umbrella of News Corp, whose crafty CEO, Rupert Murdoch, acquired that social networking website a year and a half before Viacom Chief Sumner Redstone learned what a “social networking” website was and began flailing around, King Lear-like, exiling poor Tom Freston from his increasingly irrelevant Old-Media kingdom?

Why, in short, with all the advantages of having been the “first mover” in Internet-land, is Yahoo! so publicly failing to get with the program?

Perhaps it is because what Yahoo! really is is this: the world’s biggest virtual parking lot.

Let me explain.


Right now, on the Yahoo! front page, I can click on buttons for mail, messenger, radio, horoscopes, weather, “local” (whatever that means), autos, finance, games, GeoCities, groups (whatever that means), HotJobs, Maps, Movies, and yadda yadda yadda (figuratively speaking).

Not only that, but there’s a news story headlined “Why did giant camels die off?” as well as an ad for the new Robins Williams movie.

Meanwhile, on the front page of Google, there's a handful of catagories (such as maps and video) above the simple search box. And that's it.

Compared to sleek, simple Google, the front page of Yahoo! reminds me of one of those cars—generally an old Volvo—going 40 miles an hour in the middle lane during rush hour that has so many bumper stickers covering every square inch of available space that you can’t actually read any of the individual bumper stickers except the green and blue one that says “Visualize World Peace.”

Which is ironic because what you tend to be visualizing when you see that bumper sticker is not how beautiful it would be if Arabs and Israelis could only find common ground in their struggle for human self-actualization by having a giant reconciliation ceremony in a field of day lillies above the Gaza Strip.

No, what you tend to be visualizing at that moment is this:

How cool would it be if my car had a machine gun in the muffler like James Bond's Aston-Martin so I could blow away the scumbag in that souped-up red Acura flashing his lights and tailgating even though it's bumper-to-bumper traffic?

But I digress.


Like that old Volvo and its confusing mass of bumper stickers, the front page of Yahoo! probably turns off as many people as it attracts. Me, I check the weather on Yahoo! and then go to the nice, simple Google page to do search.

And I suspect that I am not alone.

The Times? story gets this, noting:

Yahoo may well be slipping because of the sheer scope of its ambitions. It competes in news with CNN, in sports with ESPN, in e-mail with Microsoft, in instant messaging with AOL, in social networking with MySpace, and of course in searching with Google.

To the Times?’ brew of skeptical inquiry, a Yahoo spokeswoman sniffs, “Of course growth will slow when you already reach one out of two people on the internet.”


Yes, and growth will also slow when those people you’re reaching are, for the most part, using the parking lot for free. N
ot going inside the store.



Jeff Matthews
I Am Not Making This Up

© 2006 Jeff Matthews

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10 comments:

fgruben said...

i have often wondered why yahoo has taken it in the shorts when it was one of the first "internet properties." I do like you and use yahoo for a few things, but go to google for search, news, and often, gmail. i do have fgruben at yahoo, but never use it. it would be nice to see the stock go up, rather than the over, under, sideways, down it seems to be stuck on now.

tahoe kid said...

Maybe the New York Times is jealous of Yahoo's "!" and is secretly plotting to rename themselves the New York Times! That way maybe they can get YHOO's 28 TTM PE instead of the NYT's dumpy little 18 TTM PE. Hey stranger things have happened!

brian said...

nb, the Times is actually goes by the name "The New York Times" with the "The" capitalized.

Hayseed said...

Jethro - you are right on with your comparison of yahoo and google, but i assumed you would take it the step further to what it really is. yahoo and google are the internet analogues to msft and aapl respectively. msft, the 4th gen, all in one, laser combo, wireless retrofitted etc etc branding overkill all-in-one-box vs aapl with the ipod box with nothing but a picture and a name.

i have tried, relly tried for years to use yahoo and for some reason i have always been confused. i dont know if it's too much stuff, too many buttons, too often changing or what but interacting with it beyond looking at the international indicies sunday night is as jimmy buffett says, "like the jitterbug, it plumb evaded me." likewise, when i got into an mp3 player 3 yrs ago and tried to sync it up to use with my msft-driven anvil called a dell computer, i had the same experience.

now i use google for all search browsing and for things like maps and news and videos and images, and recently interestingly enough, for finance - no more yahoo finance. and likewise i gave up my mp3 player - actually threw it down at the fillin' station - and got an ipod and an apple. i plugged it into the mac and presto.

so, yahoo and msft understand how to promote, and google and aaple understand how to design themselves into the user. but of course i could be wrong on all this.

Aaron Koral said...

Jeff: Again, I have to disagree in part with your post. Yes, I agree that Yahoo! is a mismash of news and enterainment content. And yes, I also agree with you that Terry Semel and his management team recently failed to close on deals with YouTube and MySpace to increase future revenues away from advertising.

Where I disagree with you, respectfully, of course, is with the implication that Google is not trying to be "all things to all people," like Yahoo! has.

Granted, GOOG's search capabilities are 2nd to none. And GOOG has done an outstanding job of generating revenues from advertising (i.e., Ad-Sense).

My only issue, Jeff, is this: isn't GMail, Google Maps, Froogle, et. al., GOOG's attempt to be like YHOO, where the only difference is that GOOG's sucessfully leveraged its advanced search and advertising capabilities into other non-related areas like the ones I previously mentioned above, and YHOO simply has not?

I got it wrong, really WRONG, on YHOO. I thought by this time YHOO would make a comeback and stabilize their ad revenues. Yet, the bottom dropped out in ad spending from both the auto and housing industries and YHOO's share price proceeded to go down with the decline in ad spending. Also, I failed to anticipate YHOO's delay in upgrading its search-ad based technology and how that also would affect future revenues.

So, what's the problem with YHOO? Simple: it's the inability of YHOO's management team to successfully execute deals, quickly upgrade its technology and anticipate change in the advertising landscape. GOOG's managment team, however, "gets it".

As always, though, I could be wrong in my argument and my analysis.

fiat lux said...

Here's an anecdote for you. My 7 year old niece is now old enough to use the Internet. She loves Yahoo. She has (adult supervised) Yahoo email, she dresses up her Yahoo avatar, and plays the Yahoo games for kids. She drags me over to the computer to show me Yahoo, in fact. She thinks it rocks.

She has no clue what Google is.

Who know what she'll be doing on the Internet 10 years from now. But I suspect Yahoo will still be there.

Wilburpup said...

Bumper sticker seen in Westport CT:

"Visualize Turn Signals"

pondering said...

Jeff, kudos for capturing the essence of business reporting and road rage in the same piece. I am forever in your peanut gallery.

baronadv said...

i believe that google has done one thing really well and that is, of course, search which continues to be a growing market. yahoo, on the other hand is not best at any thing and is merely good at a lot of things

mf'nt said...

well said.

yahoo! front page is a disaster and I have trouble even looking at it. The old yahoo news blurb was tolerable, but it is now like us weekly.

I guess your no one you know likes solid free email platform, but that new Y!Mail Beta is the best thing going- no longer use Gmail