Thursday, July 26, 2007
This Just In: Dave Chappelle Learns to Use the iPhone
We here at NotMakingThisUp have it on good authority that Dave Chappelle, who I personally think is one of the few actually funny comedians making a living as comedian these days, learned to use an iPhone last night at a hotel in the general vicinity of Washington, D.C.
(Is there anybody else out there besides me who finds Will Ferrell distinctly not funny, no matter how funny Will Ferrell tries to be?)
Furthermore, the iPhone which Dave Chappelle learned to use last night—or, more accurately, very very early this morning—was the same iPhone which NotMakingThisUp subjected to the highest standard of consumer product testing in the world recently, when we let a bunch of teenagers use it for two weeks.
(I realize Will Ferrell has an appealing persona, and he does have that thing going with his face where he always looks to be on the verge of doing or saying something extremely funny…)
As reported here, the teenagers decided the iPhone was extremely cool.
Dave Chappelle likewise found the iPhone extremely cool, according to the eyewitness report we received at approximately 2:30 this morning. Our eyewitness showed Mr. Chappelle how to unlock it, check out a YouTube, and take pictures.
During the course of the demonstration, our eyewitness explained to Mr. Chappelle that the iPhone's limited storage capacity did not allow her to download her extensive music collection, which included a number of comedians.
"Which comedians?" Mr. Chappelle asked.
"Dane Cook and Jerry Seinfeld," responded our eyewitness.
"Excuse me," Mr. Chappelle said, then walked over to a railing in the hotel lobby and pretended to throw up.
After ten or fifteen minutes playing around with the iPhone and showing it to several friends, Mr. Chappelle took half a dozen pictures of himself with our eyewitness, selected one he liked best, and erased the rest.
(...but is there a scene in a Will Ferrell movie in which Ferrell says something or does something which actually generates a spontaneous laugh from the audience rather than those Saturday Night Live types of this-is-where-you-laugh reflexive responses?)
We’re not sure what Dave Chappelle thinks of the iPhone's virtual keyboard, nor are we aware that he had any strong opinions on the speed of the AT&T network which our teenager panel found most frustrating, but we do suspect that if Steve Jobs wanted to plant a high-profile iPhone in the hands of an extremely popular public figure, we know what hotel Jobs should send it to.
Will Ferrell was not available for any comments on the iPhone, or his comedic persona, as we went to press.
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