Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Most Interesting Sentence in a Press Release Today



Thus far—and the day is still young—the most interesting sentence in a press release might well be the following:

“In the fourth quarter of 2007, the Company also experienced a softening of demand for certain of its International products due to declining European economies.”

The company is Masco Corporation, maker of all things faucet, cabinet and plumbing related, and therefore one of the larger corporate victims of the sub-prime collapse.

Given that international revenues account for a modest 20% or so of Masco’s sales, the highlighting of European demand issues in today’s disappointing earnings release is somewhat of a surprise. Today's conference call should be quite interesting.

Decoupling?

Not bloody likely.



Jeff Matthews

I Am Not Making This Up

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2 comments:

Michael said...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/02/11/cnchina111.xml


Can't we just stay together? For the kids!?

smith said...

Jeff Matthews, AKA "Joe Herrick", you ARE making it up!

Best spoof yet of Wall Street's finest...